Tuesday 27 July 2010

More Clarkson nonsense

There's a reason I don't watch Top Gear.

It's not because I'm not a petrol head (although that would be true enough).

It's not that little-man-complex Hammond makes my skin crawl more every inch his hair drops towards his shirt collar (or that piece of leather hanging tragically around his neck).

It's Clarkson.

For starters he thinks he is the don of all gentleman kind. Which is peculiar, because this is far, far, far from the truth. Apparently his sole purpose in life is to leer at women he hasn't a hope in hell of attracting.

And no, I'm not ugly, and no, I'm not a lesbian.

Quite apart from enraging the eco-friendly by advocating fuel guzzling, environmental nightmare 4x4s and more recently losing any waning respect he might have from our Muslim friends by claiming he saw a wind-stricken burka-clad lady with a red g-string on underneath, he could be described as being a boil on the butt of male humanity.

"The most dangerous time to drive a car is round about now. Sunny skies, light breezes, girls wearing short skirts, because the thing is, you can't not look. You can't physically not look."

It's enough to make me never want to wear a skirt again. Stop it, Clarkson. You're being disgusting.

2 comments:

Mike Oxlong said...

it would appear that Jo has an issue with a person that she has probably never even met in her life to date. Feminist views or plain ignorance?

Mike Oxlong, Manchester.

Unknown said...

Your opinion Mike. No I've never met him but he's expressed his views on apublic platform often enough for me to know I don't agree with them... Or him! You're entitled to disagree!